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What Are Fucking Machines?

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If you think the purring of the vibrator or the hissing of the penis or pussy pump is just about as erotic sci-fi as sex toys can get, think again. Stay on the internet long enough and you just might stumble upon pictures of fucking machines online.


Fucking machines, also known as sex machines, are exactly what you might intuitively think they are – a mechanical device used to either stimulate you or aid you as you perform sexual activity. (But if you call your boo a ‘sex machine’ for being such a goer in bed, then that is a very much welcome alternate definition as well.) In this article, learn about fucking machines and how they can spice up your sex life.

More about fucking machines

Robot Fucking Machine
Fucking machines are larger than your average dildos. From afar, they may even look like power tools, and even that would not be too off-tangent a definition: it's actually helpful to think of them as an erotic power tool. A thrusting fuck machine, for example, is one where you can attach a dildo to its rod. It pulls the dildo in and out of your vagina or bum. Unlike using a dildo or vibrator where you have to do the hard work of moving it in and out, the machine takes this task off your hands (yes, literally.) Turn it on and it turns you on. Pretty neat, right?

Fucking machines offer all sorts of purposes: stroking, thrusting, vibration, and more. Depending on the type of machine you get, you can customise your experience with it: for example, some offer a spot for more than one dildo, perfect for partnered play or group sex. Others are particularly designed for riding: saddle sex machines, usually vibrating, simulate the cowgirl experience.

What you need to remember before proceeding, though, is that these toys are not exactly easy to hide. They like to make a big, bold statement in a place, which is only fitting for the amount and intensity of pleasure they can offer. If that is not much of a deal breaker for you, then you can look forward to becoming a proud sex machine owner!

Benefits of using fucking machines

Go solo like you’ve never gone solo before
Do you feel you have finally graduated from the standard dildo or vibrator masturbation sesh? Maybe it’s time to consider investing in a sex machine. Sex machines are perfect for solo sex. If you are through with having to reach so far down just for your dildo to hit the spot, you will not have this problem with a sex machine. You get to stimulate actual sex: you lay there with your legs wide open, hands crumpling the sheets, simply submitting to the intense pleasure coursing through your body.

Using a sex machine to masturbate can allow you to just be with your body as it rides those pleasure waves. With your hands completely free, you can simply take yourself where you need to be pleasure-wise. Not only will this make for an incredible orgasm in the moment; it will also help you get to know your body better. This in turn will allow you to communicate how you like to be penetrated when it’s time to invite a partner in.

Get multitasking


Yes, fucking machines are incredible for partnered sex as well. Specifically, it allows you to multitask. For example, you can sit on the saddle while you give your partner oral sex – this way, you’re both feeling pleasure at the same time. Or you can have the machine take care of vaginal or anal penetration while you and your partner keep your hands and tongue busy taking care of your other erogenous zones. If you want to spoil each other with sensation, you will definitely find the fucking machine handy.

Get the most out of your entire sex toy collection

A fucking machine would be a welcome addition to a whole collection of sex toys – which you can use all at the same time. Find a thrusting machine that is compatible with your existing dildo or anal beads. Use a saddle and a sex swing at the same time (go figure!) Or if you are (or want to be) on the kinkier side of the pleasure spectrum, pull out those blindfolds and handcuffs and submit full control of the machine over to your partner.

When it comes to sex toys, a little creativity goes a long, long way. If you need a bit of help, you will find plenty of fun examples of people using fucking machines online (and for sure, you know where to look.) Just make sure to keep communication lines open with your partner and really keep that sexually creative energy up!

Tips for using sex machines

Follow manufacturer’s instructions diligently

Each sex machine is different. Each one will have its unique features and specs. Read the box carefully. Take note of instructions for use, care, storage, etc. The last thing you want is a malfunction to happen – these malfunctions can cause anything from a blooper you can laugh off to something much more serious. Stay on the safe side and make sure you are thoroughly prepared before you start using it. 

Stock up on lube

You can never go wrong with lubricant. The whole point of using a fucking machine is for convenience: you can just sit back while it does the thrusting for you. But at least when you are using a dildo or vibrator where you have full control, you can easily pull it out when you feel a bit of friction down there. With a fucking machine, it could be a tad bit more complicated; for example, you might catch your body might be in a compromising position, making it hard to reach for the switch. So if you are generous with lubricant, you won’t feel too uncomfortable while you make your adjustments.

Clean your toys

This goes for all sex toys: make sure to clean your dildo, anal beads, or whatever directly interacts with your genitals with soap and water before and after use. Keep an adult toy cleaner handy for that instant post-use clean. You can also keep your fucking machine’s parts clean by wiping it down with a damp cloth (save for when there are specific instructions not to.)

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